Monday, April 25, 2011

Best Supporting Actor

Hi. A master director in Hollywood is directing his most ambitious film in his entire career. He claims that this is his life’s work. He has hired his favourite leading man — a thoughtful, charming, critically and commercially-successful Israeli actor. The actor has been training for a few years just to prepare for this physically-demanding role.

Principal filming has largely completed, but the director is now looking to shoot the last third of the footage and has casted you as an supporting actor. Look, I know you’re looking for more leading type of roles, but this is a very rare opportunity. Do you have any idea how many actors want to work with this director? Everything he has done is brilliant, and he has started so many great careers. You always talk about wanting to do meaningful art films, so this is the perfect chance.

Yes, the role is kind of dumb. You will have to play kind of a fool. It’s just a small part, and it’s not nearly as conspicuous as your buddy’s part . But the director has said that you’re perfect for this role. —-Yes! That’s what I’m saying! He has seen your work. He’s seen your work, and he wants to cast you for this. I was actually surprised by how much he knows about your films.

—No… Listen. Listen to me. You can’t. You can’t. You can’t have that role. That’s not what… No, I don’t think you can tell him that. He isn’t going to change the story like that for you. That scene doesn’t play out like that. It’s not about your character. Yeah, it’s the Israel dude.

Yeah. Yeah. That’s right. Exactly! You saw the Oscars two years ago, right? That was such a strange minor character, but she won an Oscar out of it. That’s why I think you should work with this director. He will bring out your best acting yet. You want my opinion? I think you’re right for the role. Honestly. I think it will change your career around.

Good. That’s what I want to hear from you. You’ve read the script, so you know how great this script is. Even if your career doesn’t get a boost, it would be a great experience just to have participated. So yeah. Go get them. I think you’ll do great.

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